Author Topic: Bad day?  (Read 1062 times)

The Scud

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Bad day?
« on: August 11, 2007, 03:34:07 PM »
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour, when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy
starts crying.

"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver says.
"I can't stand to see a man crying.

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but,
after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home
I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bi t me. So I came to
this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and
then you show up and drink the damn poison."
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