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samdavo

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new years resolutions
« on: December 28, 2013, 09:49:04 AM »
I'm gonna learn how to do those pdf's that you can rotate around.
- always assuming it's not too expensive.

PS As for resolutions in general, you've all heard that joke I'm sure about the preacher who explained to his flock that he was going to do an experiment,  and  proceeded to place an eathworm into a flask of alcohol, another into a flask filled with cigaratte smoke, another into cola, and the fourth into "god's good earth"...  "And we'll see how they are faring at the end of the service".

Sure enough, when he pulled out the first worm, it was convincingly dead.  So too the smoke-worm;  as also the cola-worm.   "And now see how happy the worm is that we placed in this bowl of wholesome earth as nature intended.   And what do you think God is trying to tell us?"   After a moment a slightly slurred voice down the back of the congregation called out "maybe, if you drink booze and smoke and cola, you won't have worms?" 

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Re: new years resolutions
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2013, 08:06:25 PM »
But I've gotta feeling that I'll have to settle for an avi.  Still, probably just as good (?)