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The Scud

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'Clocks in Heaven'
« on: April 04, 2008, 11:13:12 AM »
'Clocks in Heaven'

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Billy Graham's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man, 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.'
'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?' asked the man.
'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'
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Re: 'Clocks in Heaven'
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 04:52:25 PM »
No, no! That's Bush's clock!
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Re: 'Clocks in Heaven'
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 05:46:55 PM »
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No, no! That's Bush's fan!

No, I think that one is on the front of their turboprop commuter ...
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Re: 'Clocks in Heaven'
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 07:03:52 PM »
Sounds like you like that one? ;D
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